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EP574: Cheat on me and brag to your friends? Enjoy Deportation - r/ProRevenge Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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r/ProRevenge - Cheat on me and brag to your friends? Enjoy Deportation

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed human.

0:04.4

Cheat on me and brag to your friends.

0:06.3

Well, enjoy deportation.

0:08.2

Man, that is the ultimate clapback.

0:10.1

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:10.9

It's like, I control whether you live in this country or not.

0:14.7

Or you die abroad.

0:17.0

So, I met this girl, 22 at the time, while I was 30 at the time. I was working at a national

0:22.5

park and she was a housekeeper on a work visa. Uh, classic romance story. Musty park ranger coming

0:29.6

in from the wilderness. Oh, sorry I smell like pine needles, babe. And coincidentally, she smelled like

0:37.0

pine needles too, but from the cleaning product. And coincidentally, she smelled like pine needles too.

0:38.5

But from the cleaning product.

0:41.3

And they're like, do you want to pine and dine me?

0:45.0

I see you pine needle poppy.

0:47.4

Pine needle poppy.

0:48.5

That's a good name.

0:49.1

We instantly hit it off and within a month, we were in a relationship.

0:52.7

Yeah.

0:53.4

A sexual relationship.

0:55.1

Yes.

0:56.2

We even had a solid long distance arrangement where we would visit each other on recreational

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