EP576: Family FORCES me to PAY FOR FOOD - r/tifu Reddit Story
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🗓️ 27 November 2022
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r/tifu - TIFU by expecting my family to pay for my birthday dinner
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:22.2 | Today I'm up by thinking of my family actually loved me, but they had something else in mind. Sometimes you got to give a good old fashion. I don't love you. Yeah. Yeah. You're not family to me. Oh, yeah. That's what I say like every time to my sister. I'm going to, when I put my kids to bed at night, that's what I'm going to say every day. It's like, hey, just remember. |
| 0:23.5 | You're nothing. |
| 0:21.0 | You're not going to, when I put my kids to bed at night, that's what I'm going to say every day. |
| 0:40.9 | It's like, hey, just remember, you're nothing. You're nothing. This is how we build character, Andrew Tate. Yesterday, I turned 18 years old. And for the past six years, like clockwork, every day in my birthday, we go to the same place for dinner. And I'd always get the same thing. For those of you be that confused, I have extreme OCD and high functioning autism, which means I'm very well regulated and like things to stay the same as they've always been. |
| 0:46.5 | Every year of my birthday, we go to Applepiece. |
| 0:49.3 | Amazing birthday place. |
| 0:50.9 | I've never been actually. |
| 0:52.4 | Really? |
| 0:52.8 | I'll take you sometime. |
| 0:53.4 | The first thing I would get is the steak |
| 0:56.2 | and shrimp parmesan with a side of loaded mashed potatoes. That actually sounds good. Does. And cheesy steam |
| 1:01.3 | broccoli. Hate me or not. Hate me or not, but I also get a side of mozzarella sticks. In total, |
| 1:07.4 | it's 30 bucks, a bit expensive I know. I couldn't really tell something was off until a bit later because when me and my mother, |
| 1:13.6 | my stepfather, and my older brother sat down, they didn't really say anything. |
| 1:17.7 | I was confused and so I started tapping my fingers. |
| 1:20.3 | And the conversation went a little like this. |
| 1:23.0 | Mother, well, I was rather confused. |
| 1:25.3 | Well, mother, aren't you going to call the waiter over? |
| 1:30.0 | This gave me extreme anxiety. |
| 1:32.7 | I have extreme issues with speaking with people and I tend to stutter and get very scared |
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