EP499: I CHOSE My Girlfriend Over THE JOB - r/TIFU Reddit Story
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🗓️ 10 October 2022
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/TIFU - TIFU By Choosing My Girlfriend Over My Job
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:23.2 | Today I effed up by choosing my girlfriend over my job. You know, sometimes when that putt and me be too sweet. It's harder as this. It is. It is. I'll try to keep this as brief as possible. This is a two-part fuck up. One that happened last week in the second part today. Thus, today I effed up. Oh, snap. As the title says, I effed up by picking my girlfriend. |
| 0:20.8 | We'll call her Maria. One that happened last week in the second part today. Thus, today I effed up. Oh, now. |
| 0:41.0 | As the title says, I effed up by picking my girlfriend. We'll call her Maria over my job. Maria and I have been working together for a couple of years now. And she was in a relationship the whole time up until a few months ago. Oh, yeah. Slide in there. She was dating a guy, we'll call him Hank, who is one of the longest tenured employees at our job. |
| 0:42.0 | He is extremely well liked and is a really good dude, though I wouldn't say he and I |
| 0:46.0 | were super close by any means. |
| 0:50.1 | OPC and this is an opportunity. |
| 0:52.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.5 | Maria and I run in similar social circles, so we always are around each other a lot, both |
| 0:57.1 | inside and outside of work. |
| 0:58.7 | And one thing let do another, and we started dating. |
| 1:01.9 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:03.2 | We immediately told Hank, since we all worked together and he didn't seem to care, but we |
| 1:07.0 | made it a point to keep it quiet around the office, so it wouldn't start anything. |
| 1:49.1 | That is, until last week when Marie and I were spotted out together and news made it back to the office. Uh-oh. Office gossip. Hot goss. Our boss found out and he was livid. He called me into the office and made a huge deal about me dating a maid man's girl and how I'm a scumbag and a backstabber and all this. A maid man. What does that even mean? That's like 1950s. What are they in the fucking mafia or something? Like, I made man. I got an offer you can't refuse. I tried to explain myself admittedly didn't do a good job because I'm an idiot. You you tried to get me to admit that what I was doing was wrong and that I made a mistake, but I wouldn't do it. |
| 1:50.6 | And I doubled down on my commitment to my girl. |
| 1:53.5 | This effed me because the boss started telling me my contract was up for renewal in February |
| 1:58.3 | and I wouldn't be renewed now. |
| 2:00.8 | Oh my God. |
| 2:02.8 | He said other things to cover his ass. |
| 2:04.5 | Like, I'm not producing any value for the company anyways. |
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