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Guaranteed Human. My boyfriend couldn't handle the fame of our viral video. So he left me for his ex. You know, some people just get, you know, too big and too famous and you just got to heartlessly leave them. Yeah, you get, you get your 15 minutes of fame. And they're like, shit, I can't handle it. I'm like, I got to get out of here. Get me. Let me, let me, you know.

Retire to the Wids.

Write a book. You get your 15 minutes of fame. They're like, shit, I can't handle a Lime. I'm like, I got to get out of here.

Get me.

Let me, let me.

You retire to the wids, write a book. Yeah, just let me get you out of my life and I'll screw you and stab you in the back and hide in a forest with my ex. Like that's the point. Hide in a tent. Hide in a tent with the ex. Make sure their family doesn't get mad of you.

All right.

Last year,

I'd posted this video of my then boyfriend of two and a half years returning from his deployment. And our relationship ended days after. Also, I'm looking at the video. It's so cute. They're like, like she jumps into his arms. She just literally jumps on him like a koala. Yeah. Some backstory. We started dating. He enlisted. He's in the pipeline.

We lived together. He graduated. He got orders. And we planned to move together. My items and his were

sent off into a cube to the other side of the country while I stayed with my sister and brother-in-law

during his deployment in our home state. I was working on grad school, my mental health,

etc.

And I couldn't work a long-term job because I had to leave it soon anyway. Staying with them was a huge privilege I was given. And I don't take their graciousness and generosity lightly. I was ready to leave, though. Give me out of here. He'd been gone for seven months and drove down to my house from his city during his short leave. I later learned that in his home city, he'd kissed his ex, propositioned her for sex, and during deployment, asked her to move in with him to the state where my things were already waiting. Hey, don't worry. Like, I got this other chick stuff. Like, we'll just get it out of here. Like, just just move in with me. Just do it.

Just do it. I mean, at least tell your other, your other girl. Seriously. Before you freaking, uh, I mean, I guess like, you know, he's mitigating his, his losses. You know, like if one doesn't work out, he still got the other one. Yeah. Let me just. He secretly invited like seven girls to live with him.

He's like, okay, which one do I want?

Who's gonna like? doesn't work out. He still got the other one. Yeah. Let me just, he secretly invited like seven

girls to live with him. He's like, okay, which one do I want? Who's going to like follow? This is

the Bachelorette. When we were together, he was snapping this girl from his ship and they had

several months worth of a snap shriek. I know it's superficial, but we couldn't maintain one. That is kind of sad, I guess. It's

pretty sad. I tried putting the moves on multiple times, but he kept rejecting me because of some

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