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EP498: TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS For My Sister's New Baby - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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r/AITA - AITA for my reaction when my sister told me she was pregnant?

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.3

My sister instantly gets pregnant from a one-night stand and I can't have a baby,

0:08.5

so I explode on her.

0:10.1

Am I the A-hole?

0:11.5

I mean,

0:11.7

it sounds like it,

0:12.6

just because someone has a high batting average,

0:14.9

you know,

0:15.3

and just like knocks out of the park the first time,

0:17.9

doesn't mean you get mad at Babe Ruth unless like they're using performance enhancing drugs.

0:22.5

That's true.

0:23.1

You know.

0:23.9

Sounds like the sister's the Babe Ruth of, of Babes.

0:26.9

Of babes.

0:28.7

The Babe Ruth of Babes.

0:30.8

She's ruthless out.

0:31.9

Just squeezing them out one by one.

0:34.1

Like a freaking gatlin gun or like no, like a freaking what's the the machine that that shoots the baseballs? Oh yeah. Like a freaking Gatlin gun. Or like, no, like a freaking, what's the, like a turrette that, that shoots the baseballs? Oh, yeah, like the baseball shooting machine. 70 miles an hour. That's her just shooting babies at 100 miles per hour. Me, 27 female and my husband will 30 male have been married for three years. And we have been trying for a baby almost that

0:55.0

entire time. Like whatever someone says they're trying for a baby, I just think like, damn,

1:00.8

you all having a lot of unprotected sex. It's so hilarious because it's like so socially

1:05.1

acceptable to say that. We're trying for a baby. But if you're like, oh, I'm just like banging this

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