EP481: I Quit My Job BY GOING NAKED - r/MaliciousCompliance Reddit Story
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🗓️ 1 October 2022
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r/MaliciousCompliance - Can’t quit my job if I’m taking the uniform home ? Guess I’m leaving naked.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. Can't quit my job if I'm taking my uniform. Well, I guess I'm leaving naked. I mean, that's the ultimate protest. Ultimate protest. That's a naked protest, baby. I've heard of a picket. A bear at all. I've heard of a picket sign, but a picket dick. A big a dick. Pick your dick. We got all kinds. shapes and sizes. |
| 0:23.5 | Step right up for Picadown. Dick. Big a big a dick. Pick your dick. |
| 0:22.2 | We got all kinds. |
| 0:23.1 | Shapes and sizes. |
| 0:25.2 | Step right up for pick a dick. |
| 0:39.1 | Just, so back when I was a teenager around 14 years old, I worked for the shop down the road as their weekend baker, quote on quote, which mainly was just de-frosting pre-cooked items or browning pre-cooked bread in the oven. |
| 0:39.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.5 | My boss's daughter also worked there as a checkout staff. |
| 0:43.6 | However, she would just call in six slash hungover every weekend. |
| 0:47.5 | So, of course, her dad would let her off the hook and make me cover her shift. |
| 0:52.0 | So I would work 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. most weekends. That's great |
| 0:57.8 | hours. That's crazy hours. Jeez, bro. After a couple years, I decided I was quitting and gave them |
| 1:04.1 | two weeks notice. All right. Respect yourself, O.P. There we go. My boss asked me to stay an extra |
| 1:09.5 | week to train the new weekend baker, which I agreed to. |
| 1:13.0 | At the end of the third week, I went into my boss's office and did the usual, well, it's been so great working with you, to which he replies. |
| 1:20.8 | So, O.P, the extra week you work to train the new baker means you have been here two years, which means according to policy, you need to work |
| 1:29.2 | four weeks notice instead. So I'll see you next week. What kind of rule is that? |
| 1:37.4 | That sounds like complete BS to me. Complete B. That's a made up rule. Also, bro, he's like, |
| 1:43.6 | he's like, he's 14. This is the most like adult Also, bro, he's like, he's 14. |
| 1:45.4 | This is the most like adult, you know, he's like, yeah, you know, I'm going and giving the old handshake and, you know, sign off. And I'm like, bro, at 14, I was like, I don't know what I was doing, but I wasn't doing that. I was quitting on the spot. Yeah. Also, you need to give us back your uniform on your last shift and it needs to be freshly |
| 2:03.2 | cleaned. |
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