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Guaranteed Human.

I found out my fiance cheated and the baby isn't mine.

So I'm going to call the police on her.

Am I the a-hole?

So right now is a kind of crappy situation.

I've been treating my ex-fiancee pretty cold and demanding a paternity test for the child she's carrying.

All of my friends say I'm being a major

a-hole, but I don't feel that way. So here's my story. I knew my ex for almost 10 years.

We go all the way back to high school and have been friends ever since. That's so much history.

That is. That's way too much history. That that's a painful, painful amount

of history. O.P. I wonder like if I feel like every time there's someone that's like, oh,

I've known that for 10 years, 15 years, the breakup is like instant. Oh, like it's always just like,

no, done. It's over. You're dead to me. After we graduated, I said, F it and Astor out and we

became a couple.

Amazing.

Congratulations.

It's going to end so well.

We dated for almost six years before she came to me and told me that she was pregnant.

And maybe it's going to be a happy daddy.

Hey, you know, maybe it's all going to work out.

Happy little family, right?

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