EP482: It's NOT his BABY - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 2 October 2022
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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for asking my son to get a paternity test
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.1 | My son's ex claimed that she's pregnant with his baby. So I demanded a paternity test. Am I the A-hole? I don't know. It kind of depends. You know, if you're like, if the, you know, the son and the girlfriend are like, hey, we're pregnant. He's like, no, paternity test. I honestly think like if my kid gets pregnant early, I'm like paternity testing anyone. |
| 0:24.6 | Early. Yeah. Paternity test immediately. You know, but if they're like, like 30, it's like, hey, dad, we're pregnant. It's like, no. Paternity test. That's all he says. That's all he says. Paternity does. my son, has found out that one of his ex-girlfriends is eight months pregnant. Oh. He knew nothing. Oh, eight months. That's, that's, that's, she's pregnant. She's all the way pregnant. Wow. He knew nothing of her being pregnant until now. And now he's just expected to accept everything. No questions asked. |
| 1:03.0 | Yikes. My daughter is good friends with this girl and knew about her pregnancy but said nothing to us because her friend asked her not to. |
| 1:28.1 | Thanks. Dude. Thanks a lot. My son was head over heels for this lady, but she ended up breaking his heart by cheating on him and was very needy and manipulative. He spent a lot of money on her because she would ask him for gifts and my son couldn't even afford those gifts. And she convinced him to use one of my credit cards to achieve it. This girl sucks. Bro, he's, he's simping. He's like, don't worry. |
| 1:29.5 | My dad's credit card. |
| 1:30.0 | It's okay. |
| 1:35.9 | My daughter isn't currently living with us and she's actually rooming with her, my son's ex, by her college. |
| 1:37.5 | And she's also being manipulated by the ex because she just thinks that this ex only does |
| 1:42.9 | good and doesn't believe that she convinced her brother |
| 1:45.3 | to use my credit card or even that she cheated. Wow. So basically all of the evidence, |
| 1:50.6 | the credit card, the cheating, the sister doesn't believe anything. No, she's, she's so great. |
| 1:54.9 | She's so pure and it isn't. His sister showed up with my son's ex-girlfriend at my door to help |
| 2:00.7 | her tell us that she's pregnant. |
| 2:02.4 | When I saw there at my door visibly pregnant, I knew she was going to be saying that my son is a father of her child. |
| 2:08.8 | But I immediately said that my son will not be putting any money or time until there's a paternity test proving that this is indeed his child. |
| 2:16.6 | My son backed me up and agreed. |
| 2:18.2 | Okay. That's smart. It's like, hey, if it is cool, but if not, then we outy. |
| 2:24.4 | But my daughter, my son's sister, was horrified by the comment and accused me of encouraging |
| 2:29.5 | him to be a deadbeat father and was upset. I didn't even give them a chance to explain |
| 2:34.1 | themselves. |
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