EP470: I Banged My High School Bully's MOTHER - r/confessions Reddit Story
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🗓️ 26 September 2022
⏱️ 13 minutes
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r/confessions - I have entered a sexual relationship with my childhood bully's mother. It's the most incredible sex I think I'll ever have.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. I started dating my childhood bully's mother. He has no idea. Now she wants me to come to dinner with her son. That's an awkward high school reunion. You know, it's like, hey, we haven't seen each other in 10 years. What have you been doing? I've been doing your mom. Remember that math class? You know, like, Hey, yeah, remember addition and subtraction? Well, how about your mom subtracts this dick? You know what the answer was? D. My D. I got that extra credit. That's right. And those, turn those Ds into A's with a little more D's. |
| 0:38.6 | D's nuts. |
| 0:40.7 | I thought you're spelling out dad. |
| 0:42.0 | Oh, that too. |
| 0:45.2 | My D and her A makes me your dad. |
| 0:46.0 | There we go. |
| 0:46.5 | All right. |
| 0:48.1 | So I'm 24 male. And as a young teen, my bully used to gang up with his friends and bully me for literally |
| 0:53.0 | no reason. |
| 0:54.8 | What do they say? |
| 1:03.1 | You know, give me your lunch money, punk. Classic. Stop, stop having six with my mom. Yeah, |
| 1:10.3 | if this is during high school, it would a whole, a whole different story. That it would. A whole different story. A story of jail time for the mom, you know. And the guy being a hero in his, yeah, yeah. He like, like everyone's being bullied. And he's like, finally someone like shut him down. Like, yeah. That's like the best way to get back at a boy in all time. Yeah, I was sick with his mom. To be honest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Facts. Become his dad. And then be like, you can't be bowling kids at school anymore. Become his dad in high school. It's like a 15 year old. Have you seen? You know, your mother and I have been talking about your behavior recently. It's like he gets into the bullies bullying too many people and they call a parent |
| 1:46.5 | teacher conference. |
| 1:49.2 | And it's a kid who's being bullied and his mom. |
| 1:51.8 | Well, we eventually grew up. |
| 1:53.3 | School ended. |
| 1:54.2 | But honestly, this bully still Fs with me. |
| 1:57.1 | Dang. |
| 1:57.6 | About two months ago, I recognized his mom at a bar. |
| 2:00.9 | Yo. |
| 2:02.6 | So like, O.P. is like, like, I recognize this mom. Target freaking acquired. |
| 2:08.8 | He knew what he was doing. Yeah. Revenge to the finest. Yes. She's one of those young and |
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