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Today I effed up by trying to help a ferret owning Karen and assuming her pet.

Excuse me.

This is a Rether Ridge feather wooded lemur.

Ah, yeah, yeah.

Excuse you.

How dare you assume my pet species?

Exactly.

We were just watching a show, a show Mo on Netflix last night.

Yeah, it's actually really good.

And they made a joke where someone had like a personal zoo at their house.

And this guy was like, yo, do you see the zoo?

They have anorexic raccoons in there.

And they were like, that's a lemur.

Interrexic. No, from now on, you can only refer to them as anorexic raccoons.

Just happened this weekend. I work at a large pet store. How large baby. And we had a middle-aged woman come in looking around a little

lost. She didn't know where the heck she was going and everyone could tell. Ew.

Stupid. I noticed her while stocking shells. And when I got a little closer, it was obvious. She was a

ferret owner. Is there like like pet store stereotypes where it's like, oh, that that that that guy's definitely a stanker. Oh yeah. We got we got a ferret over there. Goldfish owner. I feel like stoner. I feel like it's a stoner pet. Is it is ferretter owner? I knew I knew a ferret owner who is a stoner. So I'm just like casting that whole stereotype upon. Yeah. Ferritz kind of seems sick. Like, I know, like, I, like, there's like, definitely a stigma

against Ferrit. a stoner. So I'm just like casting that whole stereotype upon. Yeah. Ferretts kind of seems sick. Like I know like there's like definitely a stigma against ferret owners. Yeah. Why? I guess it's like kind of rodent like it's like like a possum. Yeah. But it's it's closer to like a little little tiny like a miniature bear. Nah, they're pretty possum like. Let me look at a ferret.

I don't think I would.

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