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Am I the A-Hole for using a safe to stop my boyfriend from stealing from me?

You know, I think there's the obvious question, why is your own boyfriend stealing from you?

Because, babe, when we're in a relationship together, what's mine is yours.

And what's yours is mine. When you have the only fans, babe, I earn, I get a commish. I get a commish, babe. Because your body parts belong to me,

babe. Dude, not only is your body an object of my mind.

But everything you own is also mine.

Your money is mine.

Like, I just don't understand. I just don't understand.

You know, there's this amazing philosopher that's taught me a lot.

Have you ever heard of Andrew Tate?

He's kind of like Socrates.

But Socrates for titties, you know. Socrates.itty's. Soccer taint. Socrates. Or taint. Taint. Taint. Tate. Tate. Soccer taint. Wow. Titty taint. All right. I, 21 female and my boyfriend, 23 male, have been living together for two years. There has always been a bit of a

money struggle as I used to make more than him and have usually been picking up the slack in her

household. However, I have started a new job and am earning a lot less than before. So I've started to be

more cautious about the amount I'm spending. During a relationship, I would usually buy all of his

toiletries and most household products. I told him I would not be doing this anymore as I need

to cut down on my own spending and he also works so he's capable of buying things on his own.

Most reasonable thing in the universe. Come on. Pay up, dude. I thought we had agreed to do this,

but as time has gone, I've noticed all of my expensive skincare and even my own

deodorant being used up really quickly.

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