EP436: My REAL SON isn't HERE?! - r/tifu Reddit Story
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🗓️ 9 September 2022
⏱️ 12 minutes
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r/tifu - TIFU By looking up Husband's estranged son
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | My husband's son is missing, so we hired a lawyer to find him, |
| 0:07.1 | and I was not expecting what we found. |
| 0:09.7 | This sounds like an episode of Special Victims Unit. |
| 0:12.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:13.2 | Reddit edition. |
| 0:15.4 | Honestly, we could probably create a whole law and order just based off of Reddit stories. |
| 0:20.7 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:27.5 | Hey, Netflix, sign us up. Hit us up. Get us in, coach. We're the next Dick Wolf. Dick dogs. Dick the dick dog. That's our production company. Dick dogs. Yeah. Also known as the Red Rockets. |
| 0:36.2 | The lipstick. The lipstick. Yum. If you have a dog, you know what we're talking about. God. That sounds so, like, insinuating. We're not trying to insinuate anything on you dog lovers out there. Nothing. We're dog lovers ourselves. It's all. But not like that. We're all one. So, on to our story. So my husband got married at 18 because the girl he was with was pregnant. A shotgun wedding, as you will. You know, it's not the best situation to be in. I would imagine. Hey, if there's not a shotgun, I'm not getting married. Hey, there we go. You need the push. |
| 1:11.5 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:12.1 | Sometimes he just is a little bit. |
| 1:14.1 | Yeah, a little convincing. |
| 1:15.7 | That's right. |
| 1:16.8 | And right after the baby was born, she confessed that the baby might not be his. |
| 1:23.2 | I feel like you do that when you say, hey, like, I'm pregnant. |
| 1:47.7 | Yeah, like, I think, I think the courteous thing is to say that you cheated before you have the baby. But what if you're trying to get that bag, though? That's true. That's true. I, I, you know, that that burking bag. If I'm trying to siphon money from you, I will definitely not tell you. That is true. You know, John is trying to siphon money from me right now. Think about it. Think about it. John just told me that he's pregnant. That's right. I'm the father. Exactly. So, and we're not getting the test. We're not, we're not getting the test. We just have a shotgun. that's right oh god oh God. Oh, God. |
| 2:01.5 | So my husband left her and he took care of them financially until he met me. |
| 2:08.4 | And he's like, get this. |
| 2:10.1 | Get this a strange son out of here. |
| 2:12.7 | Yeah, yeah. |
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