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Today I effed up by finding my boyfriend's Spank Bank.

The update.

Ooh, yeah, we got an update from that fateful story that we left off on.

Let's hear it.

So first, a little context from O.P.

I wanted to break up with him because I effed up, violated his privacy by snooping.

Yeah, she looked at his spank bank.

A spank bank is a man's private property.

That's right.

Even if it's not FDIC insured.

It's still locked down.

You know what I mean?

I agree with the lot of you.

It was effed up.

Way worse than finding old nudies. Kind of like cheating because of the trust thing. I don't know if it's exactly like cheating. I wouldn't call it cheating. But snooping on the phone is a violation. Yeah, snooping on the phone is not. But also like you should have, I don't know, me and my partner, we have open access to each other's phones because there's no, there's nothing to worry about.

So we talked.

I can't know, me and my partner, we have open access to each other's phones because there's no, there's nothing to worry about.

So we talked. I came clean. I told him that I know I violated his trust and I should not have snooped.

And I would understand if he didn't want anything to do with me anymore. So I was breaking up with him.

Damn. That's an interesting way to phrase it.

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