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Am I the A-Hole for leaving our vacation after I found out that my hubby booked first class for himself,

but put me in economy like a pig.

You are a pig.

Hey, pigs belong in economy, baby.

That's right.

Get back in your pig pen.

Hey, have you ever been in first class? I have been in first class. Okay. I will, I will admit it. Why? Why were you in first class? My dad bought that one. I've never, I've never purchased first class for myself. Okay. Hell fucking nah. I had a ex-girlfriend, rich ex-girlfriend, purchased my first class ticket.

Yeah. What, what airline? Dude, champagne. Oh, it was to be chan pain. Yeah, we got champagne, row. I was like 18. That is incredible. Yeah, it was so sick. I got so drunk on that plane. Hey,

let's go. So my husband and I are in our 30s and we haven't been on a trip out of the country

for years while he goes every year with his best friend. All right. Red flag already here.

Already here. You're not treating your wife, but you're treating your bud. What are you really doing

on that plane? What are you really doing first class? Give me each other handies. Or over the seats? Or we take it. We take it all the way. And it's like, why not just you're taking one trip? You're abandoning your wife once a year. Why don't you just completely abandon your wife? Why doesn't he commit to it? Dude, move to another country.

Find like an Italian wife.

Change your name.

Change your name.

Get a, like, get a job making spaghetti.

Demetri.

Hey, I make the spaghetti and I fill my meat sack into this Italian meat cake.

I love it to me.

It's a, why does he just do that?

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