EP421: My DOG got DRUNK?! - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 30 August 2022
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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for cancelling my wedding because fiancee almost got my dog killed?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | My fiance got blazed with our dog, so I'm canceling the wedding and kicking her out of my life. |
| 0:10.1 | Like Scoop, we gotta get blaze. |
| 0:13.2 | Raggy? |
| 0:16.5 | Honestly, Scooby and Jaggy were literally... Dude, the biggest stoners of all time. They're constantly hungry. Constantly hungry. You live in a hippie van. There's smoke coming out of some of the hippie van when they, like, when they, like, leave. Like, they know what they're doing, dude. It's, it's, you know. And they're stereotyping hippies. You know what? I would like to say from the bottom of my heart, let's stop stereotyping hippies. Yeah, that's right. Hippies are not always hungry. They're not always trying to blaze it 420. Sometimes they're just trying to spread a little love and peace. Sometimes people in a suit want to just rip a fat doobie. Exactly. What's wrong with that? Vice versa, dude. Nothing. It's legalized. That's right. Here. It's very professional. Like the girl in Russia got like 10 years for bringing a little pod of weed literally yeah pod yeah that's fucking crazy dude |
| 1:12.4 | progression progression yeah Putin why don't you get blade you do like booty food I I think he got |
| 1:19.3 | dude the whole Ukraine russia conflict would be solved if Putin would just smoke a blunt a thousand |
| 1:26.1 | percent send little Wayne hashtag Putin smoke a blunt. A thousand percent. Send little Wayne. Hashtag Putin smoke a blunt. That's right. So little Wayne. No, Snoop Dog. Snoop Dog. Correction, correction. I mean, I'm sure little Wayne lights up to it. He doesn't share of us. Snoop is on a completely different stratosphere. Okay, well, but let's get to the story. Let's get to the story. |
| 1:46.0 | Me, 28 male and my fiance, 27 female, have been together for four years and engaged for six months. |
| 1:53.5 | So nothing can go wrong. |
| 1:55.3 | Nothing can go wrong. Four years. I feel like four year to a six month engagement. That is like the right time. |
| 2:00.8 | Very solid. |
| 2:01.4 | Yeah. |
| 2:01.7 | So far this Reddit story coming out like a little good. |
| 2:04.7 | Good. |
| 2:04.7 | Good. |
| 2:05.5 | Cake. |
| 2:05.9 | Oh. |
| 2:07.1 | I also have a seven year old lab mix who is the greatest dog in existence. |
| 2:12.6 | Raggy. |
| 2:13.5 | Raggy? |
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