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Guaranteed Human.

So Jezebel, if that is your real name.

Yeah.

Probably isn't.

Except it is.

That's already your first sin.

Jezebel has wicked said already.

Got said, Jezebel.

You're built for this show.

God damn.

That's your sin right now. We were officiated by popes and 24 hour dot com so it is very official the pope is infallible uh that's

a little bit of catholic doctrine so we're like the pope right not like a pope no we are the

we're technically one we're a couple we're a couple of potty type thing going on? You know what I'm saying. Okay. We're like, we're like, Francisco Sam and John. Down with the biblicalness of it all. Yeah. Nice. All right, what's your sin? I like don't know for sure, but I may have accidentally committed credit card fraud yesterday. Wait. Wait, how? Why?

Okay, so I had like this little... He's like, no, he's like, no, he's like, I'm good. I'm going to do with this. I'm a saint over here. Okay. Um, God, this is so embarrassing. So basically, I got, had, like, go to the wax salon, whatever, right? and so yesterday went to get wax, and there was a card on file, not my card. And I charged my, like, $80 wax to that card. Is it like a bikini wax with the salt? Or no, it's a sugar. It was a sugar. It was just regular wax. Herds like a bitch, though. Yeah, I've heard. Sorry. It's okay. That's why we have the dollars thank you thank you um yeah

anyway that's one of my sins wait so you just charged the 80 bucks just who knows who i was like oh it's

like my card because i was like oh that has to be the only card on file and she like said the four numbers

but i kind of went autopilot and i was like yeah but that wasn't the last four digits to my credit card

oh you're a terrible person.

Thank you.

Wow.

Yeah.

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