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Today I effed up by asking about my parents' divorce and found out that I contributed to the divorce.

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Do we think that this person should run away know that they've contributed to the divorce. Leave your life behind.

Join the box car children. Yes. Sometimes, you know, people need to get divorced. So give yourself a pat on

the back. You're welcome. You did that in the positive sense. You did that. You did that. You were the

straw that broke the camel's back for that camel was a dick. Oh, goodness gracious. Well, that's broken back. Goodness gracious. Well, that camel's back out. Oh, God. Wow. Well, this story comes from deleted. They say, okay, first off, my parents have been divorced for 12 plus years. I am now 21 and was seven or eight years old when they split. I found out a few years ago it was because my mom was cheating on my dad with a nurse from the NICU from 1997. Wait, what? Oof. Hey, this year is born. That's true. Gen Z, baby. Last year of Gen Z. So I guess the mom was cheating with a nurse. So, 1997. First year of Gen Z. First year of Gen Z. And NICU is, is that the natal? The natal ICU intensive care units. So I wonder if this actually was, babies. if this was a nurse from O.P.'s birth. No. This was five years ago.

Oh, the post was unit. So I wonder if this actually was... Babies. If this was a nurse from O.P.'s birth.

No. This was five years ago. Oh, the post was five year ago? Yeah. Oh, then maybe because... Yeah. Yeah.

They're 21. Yeah. Wait, they cheated with the nurse while O.P. was being born from the natal

intensive care unit. No way. That O.P. was born into. It seems. Bro. It seems. And your dad were, or no, you're just a nurse and your mom were banging over your baby body. The mom gave birth and then was like. We're already here. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. It's the mom, dude. You gave birth. Yeah, dude, you have a fresh baby being shot out and you're like, you know what? I need another one planted in. Listen, he took such good care. Yeah, dude. Tender loving care. 10 to 11 care. Better dad than your father. Also, he was doing all the checkups and he just like, hey, I need a, I need to do a probe. He did a good job. That's all she could say. A meat papsmear. Papsmear. Papsmears are so uncomfortable. Not if you use a meat one. Oh, God. Mind you. Dad took me and my sister in when my mom left and raised us. It kind of went like this. Me. So, I was talking to mom about your divorce

and she brought up a ride in the car with you that initiated the divorce. Dad, hesitantly. Yeah,

you, me and your sister were in the car when I came back from overseas and we were talking about

what you guys wanted to be when you grew up. Your sister said something and you said,

I want to be a nurse.

Like the affair partner's name.

Oh my God.

I pulled over to the side of the road

and you spilled the beans.

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