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EP1463: I cheated on my wife…how do I tell the kids? | Reddit Stories

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Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 2 March 2024

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - How do I (M40) tell my kids (F12/15/17) that my infidelity is the reason for the divorce?


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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:02.6

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0:04.4

How do I, male 40, tell my kids female 12, 15, 17 that my infidelity is the reason for the divorce?

0:12.0

This is OKOP, home with crazy stories on earth.

0:14.6

I'm Sam, John.

0:15.7

Sophia, how does OPE tell this terrible news?

0:19.4

Goes to the kids and says, my infidelity is the reason for the divorce. Yeah, I feel like that's how you do it. Oh, God. All right. So this original post happened December 28th, 2023. So not a long ago. Not too long ago. I'm here for genuine advice, looking especially for advice from people who have been the child in the situation.

0:38.0

I know I screwed up. I don't need anyone to tell me again. Two years ago, my ex-wife,

0:43.0

female 40, found out I had been cheating with my current girlfriend, female 29, and immediately

0:48.7

divorced me. We had a very civil split and both agreed not to tell her girls about what led to it.

0:53.1

A year ago, my girlfriend and I started renting walking distance from my ex-wife. This has muddled our 50-50 custody

0:59.2

agreement as my girls sometimes come over while on their mom's week and sometimes go to their

1:04.5

moms on my week. They basically come and go as they please from both homes, but generally sleep

1:09.0

at the custodial parents' house. So they have that split 50-50 custody, but it's not like, you can only stay with me during this time period. They wanted to be cordial. My girlfriend has recently taken issue with this. She doesn't like that they come over without asking and that we get no kid-free time. She's got to deal with it. He's a parent. Yeah. If you can't handle the heat, don't date a married man. If you break it, you buy it. You know, and you buy all the pieces that come with it, including the kids. If you mess up the bed, you get to sleep in it. Oh, yeah. How many more do we got? She asked me to enforce a boundary with the girls that they cannot come over on their

1:47.1

mom's weeks unless we explicitly invite them.

1:50.4

Ew.

1:50.7

Just get rid of those kids.

1:52.5

Imagine going to the kids.

1:53.6

Hey, hey, scram!

1:55.7

What are you doing here?

1:58.1

I told her, okay, I try to talk to the kids and make sure they know they're not welcome.

2:03.7

Whoa.

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