EP1465: He ate $405 worth of cheese…but it was for his sister! | Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 3 March 2024
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00:00 r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Waiting at the airport....with cheese
19:30 r/TIFU - TIFU by faking a British accent for 12 years
26:36 r/AITA - AITA for "losing" my passport to avoid babysitting on my vacation?
31:35 r/TIFU - TIFU I hooked up with a guy in my airport hotel room this morning before checking out. Turns out he is on the same flight as me and guess what, he’s traveling with his wife and kids.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.4 | Today I effed up by getting involved in an airport cheese scandal. |
| 0:09.2 | This is OKOP, home to the craziest true stories on Earth. |
| 0:13.5 | I'm Sophia and Riley. |
| 0:16.4 | Would you ever get involved in any sort of cheese scandal? |
| 0:20.7 | Depends on the cheese. What cheese would make you get involved in a cheese scandal? Bree, Gouda. If it was Swiss, I'm out. Yeah. Can't do it. No, no, no, no, no. Camembert, no. What, what cheese would be? Bree. Bree would be it. Maybe mozzarella mozzarella i like a good mozzarella oh no no not raw |
| 0:41.4 | i love a raw mozzarella i don't know what i'm saying like that i love a good mozzarella uh well you know |
| 0:50.2 | what even is a cheese scandal that's what i want to know we're about to find out yeah oh darn it i was really to get to it and you know who? What even is it she's scandal? That's what I want to know. We're about to find out. Yeah. Oh, darn it. I was really |
| 0:56.5 | to get to it. And you know who has the answers? |
| 0:58.8 | Who's that? |
| 1:00.0 | Hold on. I have to take a second. Galas Rostromay, galas. |
| 1:07.1 | Galasthromolega. I feel like I'm casting a spell. |
| 1:10.7 | Oh. I mean, you might be. This is witchcraft at 924 in the morning. It's too early for witchcraft, guys. No. Part one. It's past nine. It's not too early for witchcraft. Never too early for witchcraft. Okay, okay. Part one. 8.23 p.m. I let, oh, there's time stamps on these. Even better. |
| 1:30.9 | February 9th. Sorry, wait. Part 1. 8.23 p.m. February 9th, 2024. |
| 1:37.6 | At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends. And there's a woman here with the service, |
| 1:42.2 | Shiva Inu. No pics because he has a do-not-disturb vest, |
| 1:45.4 | and taking picks of strangers is illegal. But I need to stress how on duty this animal is. |
| 1:51.7 | Ears up, eyes doing laser scans of everything, examining everyone who passes within 10 feet like a security |
| 1:58.7 | guard. Ass planted on her feet. |
| 2:01.4 | I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. |
| 2:06.6 | He has tiny eyebrows, he has tiny eyebrows and they are furrowed with concentration. |
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