EP1265: Father-in-law evicts me because of my dark secret he found | Reddit Story
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🗓️ 20 November 2023
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | I abandoned my father-in-law because he broke my toy. |
| 0:09.4 | This is a toy that should not be shared. |
| 0:11.4 | Yeah, it's a not for kids. |
| 0:13.8 | I mean, I hope not. |
| 0:14.7 | Oh, please not. |
| 0:16.3 | But plugs for Djibouti. |
| 0:18.7 | I thought we were talking about Barney and, you know, Superman and. |
| 0:23.9 | No, no, no, no. |
| 0:24.4 | I think every child in Djibouti should have access to a butt plug. |
| 0:28.6 | Diarrhea is an epidemic over there. |
| 0:30.8 | And do you know how many people die from diarrhea? |
| 0:33.3 | How many? |
| 0:33.8 | Is that dysentery? |
| 0:34.8 | Yeah, basically. |
| 0:35.6 | I thought it's like severe diarrhea. |
| 0:36.7 | How many people die from diarrhea every year? 1.6 million deaths, John. That's bad. And if every person who had diarrhea had a butt plug, we would cut those deaths in half. Problem solved, I guess. It's over. If it can't come out, it stays in. Dude, you're the next Bill Gates. |
| 0:55.5 | You're welcome, America. |
| 0:59.3 | I moved in with my now fiance back in January of 2022. |
| 1:03.5 | His stepmom owns the house and his dad owns nothing. |
| 1:06.8 | Damn, poor, broke ass. |
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