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EP1264: Divorcing My Husband Without Trying To Make It Work? - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story

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Comedy, Improv

4.3 β€’ 576 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 19 November 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.3

I gave birth to a biracial baby.

0:06.9

My husband thinks I cheated and doesn't want the child.

0:09.7

And then he said the unthinkable.

0:11.8

Once again, ninth grade biology.

0:14.1

That is the, that, you know what?

0:16.0

If everyone that gave birth that became a parent was passed a ninth grade biology textbook and asked to answer it.

0:23.3

You could only take this baby home if you can answer these like five questions that would be at a ninth grade biology quiz.

0:30.0

Where would we be?

0:30.5

Both people are white.

0:31.6

Both people are white.

0:32.6

No, I'm kidding.

0:33.0

I don't know.

0:34.5

We don't know yet.

0:35.9

We don't know yet.

0:37.8

My soon to be ex-husband, Eric, spoilers, 40 male, and I, 38 female, were high school

0:44.9

sweethearts, and we grew up in a small town where the majority of the population was white.

0:50.6

Eric is white, and while I am not a typical-looking white woman, I have enough features that I could be considered white passing.

0:59.6

However, I recently discovered I am mixed race, which will be important later.

1:06.4

We're getting some foreshadowing in here.

1:09.2

If you know what's coming, but I see you in the comments.

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