EP1219: Paternity test ENDED Marriage - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 26 October 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Ending my 5 years marriage over a paternity test my MIL requested
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | I'm ending my five years of marriage over a paternity test my mother-in-law requested. |
| 0:09.8 | Am I the asshole? |
| 0:12.0 | You know, sometimes you get a request and then you have to submit another request for divorce. |
| 0:20.7 | All paperwork, baby. |
| 0:22.0 | All paperwork. |
| 0:23.1 | That's how we're going to do it. |
| 0:23.8 | All requests lead to more requests. |
| 0:26.0 | And all requests. |
| 0:26.7 | They say give a dog a bone and it asks for the skeleton. |
| 0:31.8 | You give someone a DNA test. |
| 0:33.9 | They ask for divorce. |
| 0:35.6 | Bingo. |
| 0:36.3 | I don't know where to start. |
| 0:38.0 | This whole situation is embarrassing and I am dying. |
| 0:43.3 | Done with it. |
| 0:44.2 | And I am just done with it. |
| 0:46.2 | I've been with my husband for five years now, married for three. |
| 0:50.7 | Well, long story short, his mom was always overwhelming and bold with her input, to put it nicely. |
| 0:58.5 | I generally think it's not fair to be mad at your partner for something he didn't do himself. |
| 1:02.1 | He can't control what his mom does or says. |
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