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EP1218: DNA Results that might ruin my life… - r/okopshow Reddit Story

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iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.3576 Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.1

I am so confused.

0:06.3

Paternity test says I might have three dads.

0:09.8

I got the results and it just might ruin my life.

0:14.0

Mamma Mia.

0:15.8

Here we go again.

0:17.7

My mind.

0:18.8

How can I resist you?

0:21.3

I knew the lyrics.

0:22.8

I knew all of those lyrics.

0:24.6

Yeah, dude.

0:25.1

I remember one, this is like the plot of Mamma Mia.

0:29.2

Yes.

0:29.5

And two, I remember I was pissed because the dark night came out at the same time as

0:35.3

Mamma Mia and my mom made me see Mamma Mia into the dark night because she didn't think it was old

0:39.8

enough.

0:40.5

And so I, uh, pro to protest, I loudly fell asleep in Mamma Mia in a position I knew I would

0:48.3

snore.

0:49.7

I, uh, I'm kind of tempted to retroactively call CPS.

0:53.2

Yeah.

0:53.6

I know.

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