EP1211: I don’t care about my HALF BROTHER - r/AITA Reddit Story
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🗓️ 22 October 2023
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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for wanting a relationship with my half-brother?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I Heart podcast. |
| 0:22.0 | Guaranteed human. DNA test revealed I have a long lost brother. My mom wants to kick him to the streets, but I don't. Here's what happened. Your mom wants that brother to stay lost. You know, he's like, hey, you're lost. And stay lost. You were lost for a reason. You're lost before. You can just do it again. Who likes being found anyways? Everyone knowing where you are all the time. Have you ever been in the game hide and seek? The whole point is to keep hiding. You know, you're really a loser right now. If you want to be a winner, you would just run away. Yeah, you would keep hiding and never return. Let's play the hide and seek game where you never get found. For life. |
| 0:38.1 | Oh, geez. |
| 0:39.3 | Let's go. |
| 0:40.0 | Let's read the story, guys. |
| 0:41.5 | So a year and a half ago, |
| 0:43.4 | my dad got a message on Facebook |
| 0:45.1 | from a young man claiming to be his son. |
| 0:49.3 | Okay. |
| 0:50.5 | 23 and me? |
| 0:51.4 | 23 and me, right? |
| 0:53.6 | Is that the reason |
| 0:54.6 | some sort of some sort of test |
| 0:57.5 | I wonder how it was found out |
| 0:59.9 | you know also that's like the DM |
| 1:02.3 | you don't want to get slid in |
| 1:03.5 | yeah like |
| 1:05.0 | you are my dad |
| 1:06.7 | versus like hey good looking |
| 1:10.0 | you want to get some dinner later hey you want to be my can you be my daddy good looking. You want to get some dinner later? |
| 1:11.6 | Hey, you want to be my, can you be my daddy? |
| 1:13.6 | Hey, good looking. |
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