EP1210: Random girl says she is my daughter - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 22 October 2023
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r/BestofRedditorUpdates - Guy has to figure out dad stuff on the fly when cops inform him he fathered a daughter 15 years ago
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | My long-lost daughter showed up at my doorstep, and now I have to decide if I should take her in as her father. |
| 0:11.7 | Am I the asshole for maybe not doing that? |
| 0:14.0 | You know, it's a big thing to do. |
| 0:15.4 | It's a big thing to do. |
| 0:16.3 | As we've said, taking on the role of father is not necessary a biological one, but a |
| 0:22.6 | responsibility one. That's right. You know, I expect a door dash to show up at my door. |
| 0:28.9 | Food. Yeah, yeah. An Amazon delivery. Not a daughter. Not a daughter. I've never expected that. |
| 0:33.7 | Never expected that. I would be pretty surprised. Me too. |
| 0:41.9 | Maybe not with, uh, is there my recent escapades? Is there something you want to tell us? |
| 0:44.3 | Yeah, I have a Australian daughter. |
| 0:48.3 | Mate? |
| 0:49.1 | Mate. |
| 0:50.1 | That's her first word? |
| 0:51.3 | I'm kidding. |
| 0:51.9 | She was all jokes, all jokes. |
| 0:53.2 | She was on birth control. |
| 0:54.0 | Okay. Hi, dads. That's her first word? I'm kidding. All jokes. All jokes. She was on birth control. |
| 0:54.3 | Okay. |
| 0:57.9 | Hi, dads. |
| 0:58.8 | Not us. |
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