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EP1209: I RUINED Halloween - r/AITA Reddit Story

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Improv, Comedy

4.3 β€’ 576 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 21 October 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA? for ruining thousands of kid's Halloween and not feeling bad about it?


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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.5

Guaranteed Human.

0:04.1

I ruined Halloween for thousands of kids, but I don't care.

0:08.0

I have a good reason.

0:09.4

Am I the A-hole?

0:10.7

Thousands?

0:12.1

That's so many.

0:13.1

How?

0:13.7

Thousands of children wept with their candy wrappers on the ground.

0:17.4

It sounds like the first story where man, maybe tear gassed or mustard gas.

0:23.9

That's like a whole city.

0:25.8

A whole block like.

0:27.4

Yeah, dude.

0:28.1

Good gravy.

0:29.5

You got to get a lot of dry ice and hot sauce for that, I guess.

0:32.1

What are these people doing ruining all these Hallowings, man?

0:35.4

It's such a happy time.

0:36.7

No, it's spooky time, John. It's such a happy time. No, it's spooky time.

0:38.0

It is a spooky time full of spooky things.

0:41.1

And if kids don't get a little spooked with some some legitimate trauma and

0:48.3

and some just like physical for some.

0:53.9

If kids don't get physical and emotional trauma for Halloween, then they're not really getting scared enough. What are we doing? You know, turn it up a notch. Turn it up. 15. Yeah, it's like when you go to Halloween horror nights and they're like, like they kind of hit you a little bit and rough you up, you know, it's like, oh, dang, like this is what I came for.

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