EP1150: I Saved an Idiot Child - r/BestofRedditorUpdates Reddit Story
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🗓️ 21 September 2023
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.9 | Thanks, buddy. |
| 0:07.1 | I got that. |
| 0:07.5 | How about me? |
| 0:08.3 | Anniversary glow. |
| 0:09.4 | How am I looking? |
| 0:11.0 | Ugly. |
| 0:12.3 | You look like a piece of boat. |
| 0:15.8 | Oh, John's just glowing right now. |
| 0:17.4 | Dude. |
| 0:18.6 | Well, you, yeah, but that's always. |
| 0:20.0 | It is usually him. It is usually him. |
| 0:23.4 | It is usually him. What are you talking about? John's main literally glistens every time the sun hits it. That's big facts. Okay. Are we ready? Oh, I'm literally 100% ready. Okay. Let's fucking go. I'm literally ready to go. I saved a dumbass kid's life from a dangerous horse. |
| 0:38.3 | And now his care and mom is furious. |
| 0:40.0 | I might be banned from the stable. I'm literally ready to go. I saved a dumbass kid's life from a dangerous horse. |
| 0:38.3 | And now his care and mom is furious. I might be banned from the stable. Am I the asshole? |
| 0:43.0 | You know, there's a simple rule that we really should live by. Let children die. I think that is |
| 0:49.1 | something that really needs to happen. Yeah. I think it's an under, you know, they always talk about save the children, save the children, but let them die. What about what about the non-children? I heard in some religions, if you die before the age of seven, you go straight to heaven. So like, why are we saving them? That's, that's, that's, I made that argument in a previous episode. It's a question. It's a great question. It's a question. It needs to be answered. It's unanswered. They always say save the children, but I ask why. Why? Why? What have they done for me? Yeah. Fuck you wish for America or make a wish? Yes. Yeah. Fuck you make a wish. More like, don't god all right i can't believe i said stop wishing i can't |
| 1:34.1 | believe i just said fuck you to make a wish yep fuck you make a wish samuel donner all right |
| 1:39.6 | always the quotables high 25 female work in a stable. |
| 1:45.1 | Also, |
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