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I lied about who my baby daddy is, but my cousin might tell him. Should I keep hiding the truth? Am I the a hole? That's just locking a dude into child support that doesn't need to be there. That's prison. She should be imprisoned. So this person is doing the baby daddy a favor. Oh, well, I guess, yeah. He's doing the baby daddy a favor, but it's not the baby daddy.

Not a favor, right?

No, but guess, yeah. She's doing the baby daddy a favor, but it's not the baby daddy, not favor. Not a favor, right? No, but for this guy, no child support. Children are not a gift that you should give to another person. You should never white elephant children. Is adoption just regifting? Oh, shit. I think it is. Adoption is totally children regifting. It's like, oh, shit, like, do I really want this bag of beans? Maybe I'll give it to someone else. Maybe I'll go up the beanstock and swap it out. We have this aunt in our family that's a like schedule for regifter and we'll just like shamelessly give like, I remember one of my gifts was like a can of salted peanuts. That is amazing. Literally a can of salted

peanuts. And I opened it. I'm like, oh, thanks. Should I eat these now? I'm like, oh, no, wait. And I

open it later. It's already been opened. Oh, my God. I was going to jokingly ask that, but the fact that it's true makes it very tragic.

Well, much like your story, this baby daddy has unloaded a whole can of nuts and chaos is about to ensue.

So let's find out.

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By the way, this was submitted by one of our incredible fans and community members.

Reddit user Assumption OK-253. Is that

username inspired by OKOP? Maybe. It might be. And you should also submit your stories to

R-slash OKOP show if you want us to feed them. That's right. All right. Let's get into it.

Oh, and by the way, this is not the person who submitted it. They shared another person's story.

I-26 female grew up in the Midwest, but went to college in California. There, I met and dated Jeff,

26 male for the final two years of undergraduate. After graduation, I stayed in California to get

my master's degree while Jeff entered the workforce. We were happy together and we planned to get

married after I got my master's. Cute. Everything's going so great. Sounds so good. After I finished my schooling, Jeff got cold feet

about getting married and eventually becoming a father, abandonment issues from his own bio dad

leaving. So he broke up with me. Wow. So she poked holes in all the condoms.

You're not getting away that fast, big dad, yo. You're going to be a dad whether you like it or not. But I see you if you see what's going happen. Heartbroken feels like it would barely scratch the surface of how it felt. I had a great job in California, so I stayed there in hopes that Jeff would come to his senses and we'd get back together. Not a good look. We never

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