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Who let the dogs out? Ooh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Who let the dogs out? Oh, oh, oh, oh. What's the rest of that song? I don't know. I don't know. Nobody knows. All right. I just found out the guy that I hooked up with is in a relationship and cheating on his girlfriend. Don't worry. I'm going to gather evidence

and tell her everything.

Am I the asshole?

Man, there's too many bullcocks out here. Yeah. Just squirting and semening everywhere. I know. You know. They'd be castrated. They, wow. I wasn't ready for that one. Cut them off. Cut him off. Maybe Chastity belt, you know. Chastity belt. Put a lock on it. Which honestly, our producer needs right now because Riley is as two dates with two different women. He's just getting way too much action. And we've been talking about protection, but he's like, no, I only go one way and it's

raw dog. That's true. That's how they do it in the South. Yep. Yeah. And that's why they have it's cultural. It's cultural. It's like I like, and that's what he's telling these girls. Like, hey, like, I can't do this. It's a culture thing. It's my culture. It's like, you know, like you don't eat pork.

Yep.

And certain religions,

I don't put anything on my pork. Yes. When I'm porking. Exactly. Yeah. Can't do it. Can't do it. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. There he is. For privacy reasons, I'm going to use other names in this wild ride at the past few months. I'm 23 female, was using Tinder and I found this really cool guy.

Riley.

I was kidding. I guess, Chris.

23 male. Riley, how old are you?

About to turn 23.

Boom.

Boom.

Maybe the real name is Riley. The fake name is Chris.

That's correct.

On there back in October, we both matched and the conversation was going well and it clicked well. We never decided to make it a relationship because we both wanted friends with benefits, which is what Riley wants to. That's true. We talk about other people. We found on Tinder and even had another girl in the action before. Riley, you into that kind of thing? Wow. Two girls at once. My boy loves a bargain, he says. That he does. He loves the begging barter. Which, um, I decided to do some snooping on Facebook and saw he was in a relationship with a girl named Lily. 24 female. Of course. Riley, how could you? Wow. Wow. Wait. The name of your date is Lily. Wow. Riley, how could you? Riley, how could you? You disgust me. How could you? And raw? And raw. Without protection. Are you going to pay child support? I'm in Bali, bro. Yeah, I can't track him down. He said no child support laws in Bali, baby. Yeah, yo. Extradition out this. I asked him about it and he said they broke up a month ago. He then changes his status to single, which is like, I mean, that actually tracks. He changes status to single? Yeah. Single? Yeah. I mean, like, I haven't fucking changed my place of work on Facebook since my first job. You still work at jump cut. I still work

your jump cut. I thought it was going to like Bobby's Shake Shack or something. No, no, no, no.

Never worked at a shake shack. Yeah. But I actually, I wonder if my, no, my relationship status, I think

is single on Facebook. I don't know. But if I had a if I had a girlfriend in 2019 and broke up with her,

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