This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. A random kid told me I'm his real father. I told him, I don't care. I don't want a relationship with you. Am I the a-hole? Daddy, is that you? You're my real dad? This is just turning sexual now. The voice was way too much. Oh, daddy. Daddy. I think this guy is winning the father of the year award right here. This is what fatherhood is all about, you know? Denying you're the real father, not taking any responsibility. If you think about it, Genghis Khan was the best father because he fathered the most amount of kids. Quantity over quality. Genghis Khan crushed it. Like 3% of all people are related to Genghis Khan. You're the biggest daddy of all time. Exactly. You can't freaking spend all this time with your kids if you want to be the biggest daddy of all time. The only way you could spend time with your kids is a conference. Hello, everyone. How are we doing today? Dad, when are you going to come to my baseball game? Low key, that would be

kind of crazy, just to have like millions of children. Los Angeles, how we doing?

Dad, mom misses you. I miss you. I miss you too, motherfucker. But I'm up here. That's going to be

this dad. Is this Gingas Khan? Only one way to find out. Bang this Woo! That's gonna be this dad.

Is this Gingus Khan?

Only one way to find out.

Bang this dick.

That's Genghis Dong.

Yeah, bangedus Dong.

Gangus Kong, more like bangedest dong.

Oh, goodness.

Let's get into it. From 18 to 25, I was an absolute wild child.

Lots of beer and lots of hookups where we didn't even know each other's names. What's your

body count? 12 million. King is con. I was dealing with lots of damage to the point where I don't

remember most of those years. Now at almost 40, I'm much better now with therapy and alcohols

anonymous and my saint of a wife, but that's the important background. I was clear with

my wife that it is quite possible that I have some kids out there. I was raw dog in every port

in town, baby. Good disgraceous. Every country. Every country. Surrounding the Mongolian region.

Luckily, they don't know my one. Conquering every town. Father is into the building. Though, a lot of the women I slept with have no way of contacting me to be sure. Just how he likes it, baby. Leave no trace. It's like going to a national park, you know? Exactly. Have... Have 50 children. At once. You could. Gengis did it. I guess you could father like if you had twins every time and you're fucking three times a day.

That's like a thousand kids a year. More 2,000 kids a year. For 30, 40 years.

Shit, dude. What is that? 60,000 kids. 60,000. 87,000 kids. I do not want that child support. Am I right? No. Also, Genghis Khan had 120 kids.

Only 120? Tradition claims. Oh, yeah. Probably more. What is this tradition?

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