EP1141: I Called a Bride FAT - r/tifu Reddit Story
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🗓️ 16 September 2023
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r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for walking out of a wedding I was a part of and "ruining" the day?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.1 | I worked at a wedding called the bride fat and then roasted the entire family. |
| 0:08.9 | Now they don't want to pay me and I'm furious. |
| 0:11.6 | Am I the asshole? |
| 0:12.8 | You know, I think everyone expects like, hey, let me come with good service. |
| 0:16.8 | Let me, you know, do my absolute best. |
| 0:19.2 | But here's the thing. |
| 0:20.0 | You need a unique differentiator. |
| 0:22.1 | Yeah. Do you want your wedding to be like just boring and like go a plan? Or do you want it to be |
| 0:26.9 | memorable? Come on. Yeah. Exciting. Different. Yeah. Instead of everyone confessing and like toasting to |
| 0:32.6 | how much they love you, I think hire wedding roasters. Say the, all right, actually legitimate idea. |
| 0:38.7 | Yes, that is a legitimate idea. |
| 0:39.7 | At a wedding, hire everyone to roast you and say the worst parts about you. |
| 0:44.2 | And if you still want to get married after all the skeletons are out of the closet, then it's |
| 0:48.6 | legit. |
| 0:49.0 | This went from a joke to something that actually, I think, so good. |
| 0:53.4 | I think that would be amazing. 53% of a marriages ended in divorce. Let's, you know, let's bump those numbers down. Honestly, I think it would be like a hilarious fun experience. Yeah, I think it would be great. Yeah. Everyone feeds the dirt to like the professional like roasting comedians. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we could do that. We could do that. We'll roast your wedding. Dude, if we roasted weddings, that would be so funny. Podcasts about outside as weddings. Yeah, we'll see. Just like the whole family finding out about like their dirty threesomes. Yeah. I love it. All right. So this happened six years ago when I was a hot shot wedding photographer. I retired afterwards. I guess we'll see why. |
| 1:29.8 | Oof. My selling point was simple. I will shoot your wedding and give you a highlight reel the very next day. |
| 1:35.8 | No questions asked. People loved it. They wanted me. They couldn't wait. They couldn't wait. They're |
| 1:41.4 | busted at the seams to get. Ah, to get them. Highlights. My career's last |
| 1:46.7 | wedding was no different at the beginning. I arrived at the scene, asked who the important people were, |
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