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Guaranteed Human. My boyfriend is a short king, and I just wore eight-inch heels to the wedding. He's furious. So am I the asshole? You know, I really don't think that we should talk about Cody Coe like that. You know what I mean? He's a good guy. He needs some HGH. Some human growth hormones. Pumped up, you know what I mean? He's having a baby. He's having a baby.

He is.

He is.

That's crazy. Yeah. Dude. Can you imagine? I can't wait for the daddy comments. They're going to start a podcast right out of birth with the baby. Like Kelsey's his circle time, the baby's going to be playtime playtime. Playtime. Cody's trains actually becomes like a coach train train. Hire us. All right. So I have a high heel story like today's story. Oh, is this from? Oh, this is from R slash O KOP show. It's by Happy Kitty Meow Meow. I love that. Submitted this story on our subreddit, our slash OKOP show. So if you want your story submitted, go over there. Just hit a thousand there, by the way. Yeah. Let's go. Okay. So as a teenager and young 20s, I would wear heels all the time. I'm pretty practice at wearing them. Walk well on them and can run in heels up to six inches tall damn wow that's fucking crazy sanity i was dating this guy who was four inches taller than me he wouldn't let me wear heels over

three inches so he was still taller than me red flag we were going to a wedding for his cousin

and i had planned to wear some nice ballet flat so i would be comfortable but still appropriate but he demanded that I wear heels. Long story short, several temper trantrums later, I showed up with him to the wedding in kitten heels and insisted we sit near the front, not the very front, just not weigh in the back. Guy's so particular. Fuck this guy. Yeah, what hell. I'll be broken up with him. Once most of the guests had shuffled to their seats, we had a few minutes before things got going. I excused myself to the bathroom and changed shoes. And guess what? I came out in eight inch heels and obviously walked past most of the sitting guests to get backed. Oh yeah. I top out at 10 inch heels for those curious.

10 inches?

Bro, that's just spilts.

What does 10 inch heels look like?

10 inch heels?

No way.

Oh, I guess it's not that crazy.

Let me see?

I mean, it's kind of crazy.

Wait.

Wait, actually, no, this is fucking crazy. This is fucking crazy. Yeah, that's nuts. Yo. I mean, I guess the platform helps it. No, that's, that's, that's. Sexy plus size. Oh, man. Yeah., bro. Am I attracted to this?

I don't think so.

It's almost like, you know, when guys get like a pompadour that's like, whee-s-you-like super crazy, it like becomes too much. Yeah. I'm sure you rock them though. Yeah. Kitty, kitty, meow, meow. Yeah. 10-inch heels. That's, it's impressive. It might just be hot by the pure skill involved.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

100%. inch heels. That's, it's impressive. It might just be hot by the pure skill involved. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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