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Guaranteed Human. I'm better at being a stay-at-home mom than my wife. I'm a man. I know what I'm talking about. Am I the A-hole? Hey, we don't need to go into these gender roles, man. I, 30 male, have a wife. 30-fucking. Congratulations, big dog. Good for you. Sam! Jesus. And we have a daughter, seven female. I work in finance and my wife is a stay-at-home mom as I earn a sufficient amount for the both of us. Right, you don't need a flex on us, dude. My wife is a great stay-at-home mom and takes great care of our house. My way. Bro. No one give this man a redpool ever again for the rest of his

fucking life. John, start reading this story. God damn it. Fucking put me out of the misery.

So slow. Put a colt 45 right in my mouth and just end me. My wife is a great stay at home mom.

It takes great care of the house. I was lucky to buy a home as I

earned well in a medium cost of living city. I love my wife, but she finds it humorous to say

that I'm incapable of doing household tasks. We had agreed that she would do them when we decided

that she would stay at home, but I do stuff occasionally when we're both home if she asked me to.

But then, if I say,

load the dishwasher for her, she will claim that I did it wrong just because I do it different

than she does. It still cleans well. Yeah, it's like, I load the dishwasher. I just put all the

plates flat on top. I like to do one dish at a time. It's my patented method. The other day, we were eating and she

told me about her day and how she went grocery shopping and optimized the cost by...

I don't care about your day. There's no other way we're going to finish the story.

By buying specific items at specific stores, she made an offhanded remark that i would never be able

to do her job and set it in a what would you ever do without me kind of way i replied back saying

that of course i could do it i handle complex decisions and calculations at my work as i work in

finance and i have a master's degree, bro, do you hear yourself right now?

What I do involves more intellect than household operations.

Even though I acknowledged and appreciate what she does, I would be capable if the roles

were reversed.

I feel like she was literally making the most like innocuous and like cute jokes.

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