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Slack.com slash DHQ. Former incompetent president Barack Obama has completed

the tour promoting his memoir and is now writing a memoir about his tour promoting his

memoir. When he's finished, he plans to write a memoir about writing the memoir about

his tour promoting the memoir. The current memoir entitled America, It's Just Not Good

Enough For Me, has become a bestseller after the former bad president's promotional

tour, which he'll write about in his new memoir America, It's Still Can't Live Up To Me,

which he'll write about writing about in his next memoir, Stop Bothering Me America,

You Just Don't Rate. In his memoir about his memoirs promotional

tour, Obama will explain that his interview with Oprah Winfrey was actually a visual effect

in which Obama was made to appear as if he was in the same room with Oprah Winfrey, even

though she couldn't possibly deserve to be in the same room with Obama because Oprah

Winfrey is part of America and America just isn't good enough to be in the same room with

Obama. When he finishes writing about that, he'll write about writing about how you aren't

in the same room with him while he's writing because you two are part of America and don't

deserve to be there. Obama's current memoir was originally contracted to be a hundred

thousand words long, but instead came out closer to being a hundred thousand pages long.

Obama says that was not because he's a narcissistic and competent who thinks he knows vastly

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