A Vogue magazine cover featuring Harry Styles in a dress is under attack for trying to make

sexually ambiguous British boy band singers look like sissies. Many believe that undermining

the masculinity of simple read thin English lads who swivel their hips while singing pop songs

surrounded by other boys with funny little accents could undercut the manhood of society,

leading other sexually indeterminate singer boys from the country of Elton John, David Bowie and

Lou Reed to become girly weaklings in tight jeans who prance around to little tunes with other

boys similarly attired. What will happen to society in which masculinity is abandoned by

pretty British pop stars who spend the majority of their time posing in different outfits in order

to replicate an 11 year old girl's idea of masculinity. Who will fight our wars if

when danger rises and duty calls our nation can't reach out to its population of hip swiveling

troopers of adolescent love songs and count on them to rush to the front and perform such favorite

lyrics as walk in your rainbow paradise strawberry lipstick state of mind I get so lost inside your

eyes would you believe it while leaning their smooth cheeks on one hand and gazing wistfully into

space until the enemy panics and retreats soon if we're not careful all members of society who sit

around watching greedy Englishman prance about on YouTube singing such ditties as water melting sugar

high and sunflower my eyes want you more than a melody will have lost all notion of what it means

to be a real man sitting around watching greedy Englishman prance about on YouTube we must always

be aware of just how powerful fashion magazines like Vogue can be do you remember back in the 1980s

when gay fashion photographers decided what was really beautiful in a woman was a stick thin body

remarkably like a boys and as a result men lost their taste for girls with spectacular breasts

and those womanly hips that make you dream of paradise actually I don't remember that either

trigger warning I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin show

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