President not quite elect Joe Biden has announced that his first order of business is to form a

coronavirus task force to pretend to be doing something while the Trump administration distributes

the vaccine they developed through their project warp speed. Biden is assembling a team of very

serious looking people to look very serious as the Trump vaccine is handed out after which the

task force will discuss the necessity of wearing the masks we no longer have to wear because under

the Trump program we've not developed a vaccine. Future former president Biden says it's very

important to continue to seem to work on the Chinese virus because otherwise you might have to

come out of the basement and then one of those scary people with microphones might ask him a difficult

question, although that's never happened before. Want to be president Biden said he had to continue

to pretend to be very serious about the Chinese virus because otherwise he would just have to go

back to yelling slurred incomprehensible words in the voice of an angry old man which just makes him

look silly when even he can't understand what he's talking about or why he's yelling like that all

the time. The president in the minds of the media said quote the Chinese flu is a major issue and if

it's not a major issue that's a major issue. For one thing whenever I hear the word China my eyes

light up with dollar signs because I start thinking of that great great deal hunter made with them

and for another thing I forgot the last thing. Unquote. Make believe president Biden further said

that now that the main issue he used to scare voters into voting for a dithering and vinyl old

hack was being pulled out from under him by the Trump vaccine he would have to come up with new

ways to scare voters like suddenly shouting look out for that spider or climate change is going to

destroy the world. He says he sure he'll think of something trigger warning a madruclaven and this

is the Andrew Clayvin show.

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