Doctor, can I see you in my ready room?

Yeah. Well, I, Captain, how did you know it was me?

What? What? I'm wearing a disguise. You are? Yeah. Oh. I mean, I'm not the doctor. Ah, I mean... Oh, geez. Okay. You just come into my ready room, please? Yeah. Hi. First of all, why are you wearing a disguise? I'm not, I'm not back.

You're not back?

No, I'm not here.

You're not here.

What do you mean? No. I... I am not... here. Oh, actually, just when I saw you, I called you in here to tell you you haven't been doing a very good job lately. I haven't... I haven't been here. You haven't? No. Oh. I've been with Sailor Swift. I don't know who

that is. Everyone knows who Zailerswift is. There's no one who does not know who Zailerswift is.

I'm sorry. I've never heard of that man. It's not a man. She's a beautiful young woman.

Uh-huh. Yeah. And she's also extremely controlling and scary and crazy.

Okay.

Well, you haven't filed a report in six months. Yeah, I've been gone. Okay. I've been with Zaylor's Wift. Yeah, but you're the ship's doctor. Touring. No, I'm Zailer's Wift's shift doctor. I'm, no, I'm, no, I am, uh, allow me to introduce myself, sir.

Captain, uh, I'm a new transfer.

Uh, I'm your, I'm your new doctor, Darlene Donaldson.

Darlene, oh gosh, Dr. Donaldson, I am so sorry.

You look uncannily like our old doctor.

Hmm. Space, the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship Sisyphus.

It's five-year mission to explore strange new worlds,

to seek out new life and new civilizations,

to boldly go where no one has gone before. You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter.

Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyn White Hayes.

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