Hey there, Improvised Star Trek listeners. Please enjoy this bonus scene, Sissy Fish,

recorded October 12th, 2014 from a suggestion by Andrew VanderWode. And stick around for some news.

I would like to see a scene between Lieutenant Lorham and Lieutenant Commander Cola called Sissyfish.

Oh man, what a bunch of cowards.

I know. They refuse to stand and fight.

Yeah.

Fish.

I know. Like, I feel we have to keep putting them back in the bowl.

I know.

I love our crafternoons.

I really hope that Captain Baxter is surprised by all these fish when he comes back.

I hope so, too.

Oh, you know what we should do?

We should line up all of the ones who have passed RIP on a blanket like right by the front door.

Yes. And not even say anything about it. Yeah. Like welcome home fish. What if we can we spell?

Are there enough of them to spell welcome home? Yeah. Oh, well, if there aren't, there will be soon.

That's right. I wonder if he's going to get confused and think that he's like underwater when he walks in. Maybe. What if he'll get confused and think that his wife, oh, what? I'm sorry, I'm daydreaming aloud. Did you guys elope? No, we didn't elope, but I'm trying to convince him to. I feel it's like a will to power thing.

All right, but if you're going to a lobe, you have to invite me.

Well, we'll see about that. We're not that close, Loram. You might be over to kill all the fish in my fish tank today, but that doesn't mean we're like BFFs. We're craftyoning. I know. Okay, on trill, that means something. What does it mean?

It means we're BFFs.

Also, we killed fish together.

We did. Okay, on Trill, that means something. What does it mean? It means we're BFFs.

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