Hey there, Imprized Star Trek listeners.

Please enjoy this bonus scene, Zirthquake, and stick around for some news.

I want to see Zarlene and a character of Sean's choosing in Zerthquake.

Stay calm. I know exactly what to do. Uh, uh, okay, lie down on the ground.

Okay, uh, okay. Uh, okay. I, that's all I know. I, that's all I know.

The ground is still shaking.

I should never have used my magic to summon this earthquake.

You shouldn't have used your magic to summon this earthquake, and also it's a Zerthquake,

because we're on Zerth where my family lives.

Ah, that explains all the Ziggurots and zunkin zonuts.

Yes, uh, all right.

Citizens of San Francisco, stay inside for this great San Francisco's earth's sake.

I've always wanted to go to San Francisco.

I heard the Zysozoni is delicious.

Look, I brought you here to pretend to be my boyfriend for my family.

But if you're gonna go around causing weird magic stuff to happen,

then I'm gonna send you right back to the plan that you came from.

Mm, alright, I'll stop with the magic, pull this scar from my sleeve. Hey, well, hey, there's two scarves. There's an infinite number of scarves. Four scarves, five scarves. There's no, there is not ending. That's right. My sleeve is a temporal causality loop. Oh, you are a butthole. Magic! Ugh!

Look, you're going back to your planet.

I'm the, I don't need, you know what, I don't need you.

I don't need to convince anyone that I'm cool.

I'm in Starfleet.

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