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Fancy a fever tree and vodka. Yes vodka, not gin because this is fever tree Mexican lime soda.

Yes soda, not tonic. With Mexican lime and Japanese Yuzu for a zesty refreshing lime

soda that's just sweet enough. Delicious with vodka or on its own.

Fever tree Mexican lime soda mixed with the best.

Hmm now that hits the spot.

Hello and welcome to Athletic Omens. I hope you are in good spirits and that your grievances

have been addressed by those with the authority to do so. Imagine if you will that you are in the

queue at the post office. The conversation is sparkling and the queue is moving forward at good speed.

Finally you are at the next in line and you've stride forward to the counter and then there is

a commotion in the queue and a fat avocado shaped northern that clearly suffering from early onset

gibson's disease. Pushes past you in place as a carrier bag of loose change on the counter.

Got your coat on that for me please lake. I can't get a grip on it because my hands

is covered in beer and fat. Yes ladies and gentlemen it's my co-host Mr Andrew Dawson.

Oh yeah. See you. You got shot down here.

No.

Oh Mr. Marker.

You now have got my.

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