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Hello and welcome to this episode of Athletic Omens. I hope you are well.

And looking forward to the upturn and weather as spring approaches us.

Imagine if you will that you were in a garden centre with a special someone

picking out some colourful young plants to enhance your garden or maybe window blocks.

A nearby water feature gives off some soothing sounds. All is well calm and still.

Suddenly though a small sweating man trundles into view a top of mobility scooter.

Waving a rancid card at anyone who dares to look at him.

I caught this for Series 3. He roars as people try to ignore his cat or

walling but fail. David some gentlemen. He's welcome along. My co-host as ever.

It's Mr Bob Walter.

Oh Mr Bobby. You're looking pretty sloppy.

Oh Mr Win bag. Britain's favourite toe rag.

I forgot the right second bit.

Oh my god. It was powerful.

It was powerful.

The listeners could send in their own alternative versions and we could award some kind of prize.

OK we could do that.

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