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Here it comes.

Put your sports direct and the racks on. Put your dumplings in the flask.

Fill in as the bag with chipkin crisps and shout, look Dad, hey it's the fun bus.

Daddy will we go to the docks? Daddy will we stop at KFC? Daddy can we go to the dump?

No you can't, kids to shout, hey it's the fun bus once we're on. Keep your vips out of sight.

I brought a pan for you if you need a shite. On our left is an illegal tip and over there is a

crack addict. On the right is the dog in a pram he's barking, look Dad, hey it's the fun bus.

Can you see the motorway? We'll drive it in the clown car one day and do you see the

jumps hotel they shouting hey lad look it's the fun bus once you're on you can't get off

there's nothing to see so it's no one's lost. Dad I'm feeling really sick.

Dad I think I need a piss. Dad how come you have tits we hate saying hey it's the fun bus.

Can you see the sky TV van and the donkey by the caravan? The fat bloat by the blue drink stand

the shouting Jesus wet look it's the fun bus. Can you see the retail park and the factory where they

render pork. Sorry Dad I've shit me pants it's the lack of suspension on the fucking fun bus once

you're on you can't get off there's now to see so it's no one's lost.

I'm a new job I'm a soft lad I spent six months trapped in a cat flap I stole all notes I eat it

I went to Pakistan just to buy a tin of sand Jordan Jordan let your feet of beauty feel

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