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Infants on Thrones

Ep 99 – BoA Smackdown Pt. 1

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2014

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Bob, Glenn, Jake, Randy, and Scott discuss another review of another essay from LDS.org. This time on THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM, released in two parts, cuz we pick apart every. single. word. Enjoy.

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Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Pum Pum Pang

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Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

0:08.0

Pang Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom

0:10.0

Boom Boom Boom

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Pum Pum Pum Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

0:15.0

boom, boom, they intuit that it takes a lot of work to indoctrinate.

0:20.0

And when they see that the kids aren't getting that early indoctrination, they panic.

0:25.0

Right.

0:27.0

If they see that they're watching too many cartoons or they're playing Xbox too much

0:37.0

or they'll try and rope them in exactly like Randy saying.

0:41.0

Friend sing together.

0:43.0

Lala, la, la,

0:45.0

friends do things together.

0:47.0

Oh, man, la, la, la, la,

0:48.0

l, la, la,

0:49.0

friends love together.

0:51.0

Oh, man, I be the worst parent.

0:52.0

That's horrible.

0:53.0

Ha ha ha ha.

0:55.0

Friends make graphs together.

0:57.0

I can't wait to fuck up a kid.

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I'm gonna...

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