Social media platforms are introducing new rules to fight disinformation.

For instance, from now on, when a verified email from Hunter Biden reveals that Hunter was

receiving money from Chinese Communist tyrants and then sleeping with underage prostitutes

while simultaneously stuffing bills of large denominations into Joe Biden's pockets while Joe

was still Vice President, Twitter will automatically translate the text of the email into Russian to

indicate that this is disinformation and therefore incomprehensible to anyone who can't read the

Cyrillic alphabet. Likewise, if a new video comes to light showing Joe Biden walking around in

circles, singing show me the way to go home while wearing a paper hat with the words

typical new and Tyler too, scrolled on it and blue crayon, Facebook will helpfully replace that

video with a video of Brian Stelter walking around in circles, making up reasonable explanations

for why Joe Biden was walking around in circles. From now on, when you search for the words,

Joe Biden is corrupt and has dementia, Google will reply by telling you the chief export of Bolivia,

which is 10, or possibly the population of Venezuela, which is also 10 since all the real people

start to death because of socialism. When you search for the word socialism, Google will reply

with a picture of happy children laughing in a beautiful green field, also made of 10.

Finally, if by some extraordinary effort of will you drive down to the newsstand and buy a copy

of a printed newspaper from 1988 and thus managed to discover that Joe Biden has always been corrupt

and indeed so stupid that the difference between his normal state and dementia is almost impossible

to discern, Jack Dorsey will come to your house in person and wrestle the paper out of your hands,

screaming, stop reading this so we can have globalism and I can get even richer than I am while you

starve. After the election next Tuesday, everything will of course return to normal. Trigger warning,

I'm Andrew Klavin and this is the Andrew Klavin Show.

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