2020 turned out to have one more big surprise up at sleeve yesterday. Joe Biden left his basement

after being ridiculed about hiding away by President Donald Trump. Biden emerged to announce

that he had all the while been working 12 hour days and each one of the 12 had been a backbreaking

hour indeed. The former vice president said he was pleased to be greeted by so many imaginary

supporters and intended to shake each and every one of them by the hand before imagining some more.

Then, in a speech made to the cheering crowd in his head, he reassured the pretend people

that the frightening yellow ball of fire that had been hovering over his house all afternoon

was likely to sink into the Pacific and extinguish itself right around nightfall. Biden said that the only

the only reaction he had not come out of the basement sooner was because he was preparing for

the second debate. He said he hoped he had won the debate and only wish he could have been there

when he did, but he had to stay home and prepare. Biden said he was further delighted to find that

George, his imaginary opponent in the presidential race, already seemed to have resigned his office,

although George had been replaced by Donald Trump who also seemed quite formidable. Biden said he

was considering reimagining Trump as smaller and less intimidating. Now that he was out of the

basement, Biden said he was looking forward to voting in the next election just as soon as he found

out who was running and which candidate he wanted to support. When told that in fact, he was running

against Donald Trump, Biden said that was disappointing because he hadn't wanted to vote for Trump,

but now felt he had no choice. Before returning to his basement, Biden announced that after consulting

with a team of scientists and other experts, he could now confirm he had seen his shadow and there

would be six more weeks of winter. Trigger funding, I'm Andrew Clayton and this is the Andrew Clayton show.

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