Ep 98: The Perils of Online Space Dating
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2014
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Lt. Lady Cola take a vacation. The crew looks for love, in exactly right place to do. Like, one of the best places.
Improvised June 22, 2014 from Suggestion by Joe Redhead
Featuring
Griffen Eckstein as Lt. Cmdr. Fritz Fassbinder, Ensign Leopold Lackey
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cmdr. Crick Watson, Shenay Host
Irene Marquette as Lt. Lady Cola
Alex Richmond as Ensign Twilight
Nick Wagner as Ensign Ch'arles Lorem
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Shenay Symbiote
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Lady? |
| 0:01.0 | Yes. |
| 0:02.0 | I really like what you've done with the quarters like recently. |
| 0:10.0 | It looks very nice in here. |
| 0:12.0 | Thanks. |
| 0:13.0 | I mean, you sort of straightened your stuff up, you know, you know, all your... |
| 0:17.0 | Knick-knacks? |
| 0:18.0 | Nicknacks, yeah, let's call them that. |
| 0:20.0 | My chotchkeys? Chotchkeys, yeah. And the let's call them that. My chotchkis? Chotchkis, yeah. |
| 0:21.6 | And the trash? |
| 0:22.6 | And the trash. |
| 0:23.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:24.6 | And I stacked it up and very neat stacks. |
| 0:26.6 | That's great. |
| 0:27.6 | You know, I'd like to think that if I lived somewhere a long time ago before spaceships, I would build one of those, like, houses. |
| 0:36.6 | You know, you know how people sometimes without any |
| 0:39.2 | architectural skills will just, like, build a place? Just, like, with their own instinct and the |
| 0:44.7 | tools that are available to them? Well, because they need shelter. Yeah, but even not for the, |
| 0:48.5 | just, just for like an expression. Oh, okay. Do you think that I could have a deck to do that? A deck? A whole deck? |
| 0:56.8 | Yeah. I don't know about a whole deck. That's a lot of real estate. Well, you just said that you liked what I did with our quarters. |
| 1:03.6 | I do. I do. What if we took like three empty quarters and like knocked down the walls in between them? So you'd have like a big space, but it's not a whole deck. That seems like a reasonable compromise, right? |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah, that sounds like a reasonable compromise. |
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