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Improvised Star Trek

Bonus: D&D: Dilithium and Dragons

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2014

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Captain Baxter tries to be the Space Master.

 

Plus news for 10/28/2014

 

Featuring 

Griffen Eckstein as LtCdr. Fritz Fassbinder, Ensign Leopold Lackey

Irene Marquette as Lt. Lady Cola

Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter, Ensign Greg

Transcript

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0:00.0

Please enjoy your bonus scene for the week.

0:03.8

D&D.

0:05.0

Dylithium and Dragons.

0:06.6

Could I see a scene with Captain Baxter and Lieutenant Commander Fastbinder and Ensign Lacky?

0:18.5

Oh, no.

0:19.8

And Ensign Greg., uh... Oh no. And Ensign Greg.

0:21.6

Uh, entitled D&D. Dylethium and Dragons.

0:27.6

I've called the three of you here into my quarters this evening because I got a little game I want to play.

0:39.5

Why did the lights turn down 75%? For the mood. For the mood. I'm the space master and I'll be

0:47.2

narrating the game and controlling the non-player characters. I thought we agreed that this was

0:53.0

something that you would do with a woman. No, no, no, no. This is a different kind of role playing. Okay, cool, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you guys are each going to take the role of a space adventurer, and it can be any kind of space adventure you want. Can I be one that's like really nice to everybody and gives hugs and it's nice and

1:12.9

likes to eat candy a lot? No. Why can't Greg be Greg? Why are you refusing Greg to be yourself?

1:19.4

No, because that's the whole point is you get to play somebody who's not like you. So like, Greg,

1:23.7

you might take on, you know, the character of a of a dastardly rogue who travels through space and pulls off crimes to sort of a Robin Hood, you know, helps the evil and then helps the good people.

1:37.8

And Fritz, you might be like a person, like a normal person.

1:42.9

And then Lacky, you could be like an ugly guy

1:46.0

who chicks don't like.

1:48.0

Okay, cool. So Greg, you be Fritz.

1:52.0

I will be Baxter.

1:54.0

What? Fritz, you'll be Greg.

1:58.0

And you'll be Lady Cola. Let's do this. I love this role-playing. This is gonna be fun.

2:04.6

I'm not- I don't play a character. I only I'll play all the non-player characters, but I'm not gonna be Lady Cola.

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