Ep. 98 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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0:00.0	They're back. The two bears hats that sold out in three minutes last time are back.
0:04.8	Go ahead to store.yamhstudios.com and get the limited edition new era minor league baseball.
0:10.1	Two bears hats. Get it now.
0:12.6	My answer is 33.
0:14.4	33. How are you?
0:15.6	I'm 43.
0:17.6	What? 43.
0:19.9	I'm not 50. That's the answer.
0:25.0	100%
0:31.4	Yeah, I mean, I feel like, you know, I think I should start it because people are going to go,
0:35.6	what the fuck is this show?
0:37.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:39.3	Hey guys, finally, two bears won cave the way you've asked for it. Just burnt no Tom.
0:49.2	You know what's crazy is that I wish we were doing this
0:52.1	right after your show coming up because you got to be excited to be doing the fucking
0:56.9	amphitheater red rocks, baby. I hope it went well. I hope the mushrooms turned out okay.
1:03.6	Are you doing mushrooms before the show?
1:05.0	No, no, I'm doing them for Jimmy Bob at the next night.
1:09.0	So I have a lot of mushrooms in the top. How many mushrooms do I have?
1:13.6	You have close to a year supply for someone that does shrooms a lot.
1:16.6	I'm going to start off with one cap and one stem and hope that it works well.
1:27.6	Good. Yeah, no, no, no, no, I was like, no, I'm just saying that you need to take a fucking
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