Ep. 971 - Courageous Trump, Cowardly Media

The Andrew Klavan Show

Society & Culture

4.8 • 22.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	In a message smuggled out of the White House, COVID-19 is begging to be rescued from the body of
0:05.2	Donald Trump. In the coded note, addressed to the public, the disease said, quote, help,
0:10.4	this animal is killing me. It's like what he did to Joe Biden in the last debate, only worse
0:15.3	because I'm stuck in here. I feel like the dog who caught the car, except instead of a car,
0:20.4	it's that train from the movie Snowpiercer that keeps catching fire while everyone inside runs
0:25.3	riot. I was so much happier when Andrew Cuomo was sending me into nursing homes to kill helpless
0:30.4	old people. This is all just a terrible mistake. Please get me out of here. Unquote.
0:36.1	Trump caught COVID-19, whereas it's sometimes called the Chinese flu, the woof-flu, the Kung
0:42.1	flu, the fluman chew, the egg flu young. What was I saying? Oh yeah, Trump caught COVID-19 after
0:49.2	hunting it for six months through treacherous terrain, including press conferences and other
0:54.0	putrid swamps crawling with reptilian predators. Once he caught the poor virus, he began to torture it
0:59.8	by running it through a body that has already crushed 58,000 McDonald's French fries,
1:04.2	232 Democrat Congress people, as well as other types of greasy toxins and tent on destroying him.
1:10.1	As the virus pleaded for help, Trump tweeted, quote, don't be afraid of COVID. A message received by
1:15.2	reporters cowering under their cars where they had fallen after tripping over one another while
1:19.9	running for their lives. As CNN's Brian Stelter shrieked in a trembling high-pitched voice,
1:24.8	after throwing his skirt over his face, quote, how can we not be afraid of COVID? Haven't you heard
1:29.8	what we've been telling people all these months? If we weren't afraid, it would look like we were
1:33.9	a bunch of corrupt and dishonest hypocrites trying to spread terror in order to get people to surrender
1:38.9	their freedoms. And that would make me cry. Unquote. Despite its pitiable pleas for help, COVID's
1:45.0	condition has apparently worsened after it was also caught by Kayleigh McAnany. Trigger warning,
1:50.6	I'm Andrew Cleven, and this is the Andrew Cleven Show.
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