Ep 97 - Thirty, Flirty and Boring

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The episode starts off with a mystery to solve. Kevin was accosted in the streets en route to the record and they need try and find out who the men in question were. PJ meanwhile is busy being boring making his own kombucha. It's giving snore. The theme for the week in flirting and the lads discuss the perennial problem of being a friendly Irish gay person in London; it's often mistaken for flirting. They talk about flirting in the early days by leaving a crush a litany of voicemails and they also test out their flirting techniques on each other to not much avail.

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0:00.0	Do, do, do...
0:03.5	Bampa!
0:07.1	Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa!
0:09.9	Okay, enough Rasmataz!
0:12.8	But it's not every day a new scratch card drops.
0:15.0	With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery,
0:19.3	you could win five grand a month, every month, for five years.
0:23.0	Pick up yours in store today and get scratching.
0:26.2	Search Dream Big Place Mall. Rules, procedures and game-specific rules apply.
0:29.0	Place must be 18 or over.
0:33.1	Wait, hang on a second. I'm after getting a missed call.
0:35.3	Okay.
0:36.1	And they won't be able to relax.
0:36.9	You have to do this now.
0:38.3	Yeah, I can't relax if I've a missed call from a no number.
0:41.3	I know, but you need to start turning your phone in flight mode before the record so you'll be getting texts and everything.
0:45.3	Just let me check it with the phone. I could be my agent.
0:48.3	You were called today by EZ about installing a smart meter.
0:51.3	Oh, fuck off! I told them I can't have it in my house.
0:56.0	Why?
0:57.0	Because we've an old boxed up and they always come out telling us they're going to do it
1:01.0	and then they always end up leaving and getting annoyed at us because they're like, oh you've an old box and I'm like, I told you that!
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